freckledtrekkie:

daddyslittlemistake:

clockworkturnip:

shickalenia:

the-skinny-hero-guy:

Admit it, the first thing we’d all do if we woke up gender swapped is masturbate.

I would pay money and make popcorn just to watch some of the men I’ve known in my life masturbate after being genderswapped. Not for any erotic reasons, just to see if they could even figure out how.

"wait, so which hole- what the hell- how do- *breaks down crying*"

"OW THAT DOESN’T FEEL GOOD!"

"You think?" *Eats popcorn*

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Cause I’m in love with my hair today!

Cause I’m in love with my hair today!

Dont you just hate that your body can go from “im fine” to “OMG my bladder’s going to explode” in 0.34 seconds

(via 12-weeks-on)

imgonnamakeachange:

sadistcunt:

i’m not attractive naturally i’m just decent looking at the right angle in the right light with the right makeup once in a while on a good day

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(Source: unproud)

Dear bby Liam,

PLEASE stay away from my ribs.

Thanks, love mom.