My name is Holly. I don't bite so talk to me sweeties (:

 

I just made a home made cheesecake cause I didn’t want to do dishes.

Who let me become an adult?

can’t i just have someone else find a place for me to live for me?

like damn, I just need a 2 bedroom for less than 600 a month with hopefully some utilities included and not ghetto???

Shouldnt be that haaard but no everything is EXPENSIVE and Im only gonna have like four months to save money for when Im on maternity leave.

evidently-evil:

calibornsbottomwhore:

if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them

I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work

useyourwandbro:

time-doesnt-wait-for-me:

when-im-here-im-misha:

northern-she-wolf:

improbablenormality:

drhanniballecter:

Fun Fact: In Germany you need a coin in order to operate shopping carts.

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Isn’t this everywhere in Europe? I know this is the case in the Netherlands and France as well….

Yup. Same in portugal

It’s certainly a thing in the supermarkets I go into in Britain

are you serious

psst same in Israel

That’s in the United States too… Just in German franchise stores like Aldi.

Didn’t realize how much I missed laying on my stomach. I did for like a second and got kicked.


Sorry dude.

feat:

is pushing people away considered a special talent because i think i’m really good at it 

I dunno, just laying face down on the couch and waiting for some baby boomers to die, I guess

Millennials, when asked about plans for the future (via alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard)

(Source: hermione-ganja)

paperjohngreen:

pizzajohn:

effyeahnerdfighters:

pizzajohn:

Hank and John, avert thine eyes.  The rest of you, delve a little deeper. 
We need your help.

Fill out this form, so that we can do something with the information.
(it shouldn’t take long, and it should turn out really well)

And that’s it.

Seriously.

Secret secrets! If y’all wanna get involved in a cool thing (and aren’t John or Hank), click that link!

Last little push.  We’ve done well though.  With about 1400 of you submitting, we’ve now got a lot of content to work with.

Sorry most of you don’t know what the project is yet.  Unless you’re John or Hank, in which case I’m not sorry.
You two shouldn’t even be reading this.  There could be spoilers.

(There isn’t)

Hey! Psssssssst! A thing! (Unless you are John or Hank)